I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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