But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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