I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
My ass is underappreciated
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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