She announced her abortion via fbk
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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