how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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