I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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