I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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