what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
