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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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