Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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