We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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