It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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