Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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