I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
