yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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