I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
pray to the hookup gods
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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