plz talk dirty to me
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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