I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize
