I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
