So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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