Sry I called you an 8
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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