while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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