Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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