SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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