i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Sorry my hands just texted you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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