Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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