you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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