Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
