Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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