Just cropdusted the office
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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