Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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