yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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