'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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