Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Randomize
