yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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