I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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