He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
