Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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