I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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