I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I need to align my fucking chakras
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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