her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
