How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
