Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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