This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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