dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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