It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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