yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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