Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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