the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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