So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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